deerlybeloved

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deerlyBeloved: firebug
Mako / 22 / male / It's always complicated

Are you looking to be somebody's It's Complicated? With this fiery hearthrob, everything's complicated! But it's worth it: underneath that gruff exterior and painful awkwardness, he's a sweet guy with some killer thighs. Give him a chance to sweep you off your feet. Every other person in his friend group has! Third time's the charm, right?

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" _fcksavedurl="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#05BB95;">username</b> matched with you!</span> MATCH

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" _fcksavedurl="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#05BB95;">username</b> sent you a message! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> MESSAGE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" _fcksavedurl="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#05BB95;">username</b> sent you a flirt!</span> FLIRT

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Comments

[tagartist]

top price sent you a message!

wow i can't believe they didn't make a single shark pun??? deerington really needs to pay me to write these for them if they're gonna slack like this

[arclightning]

[ It takes Mako a solid half an hour to answer this, not because he was out scavenging or doing anything useful but because he was locating the manual and then furiously trying to delete first this nonsense and then the app itself.

He's never heard of mako sharks but he HAS been called shark-brows by multiple people. ]

Okay, two things:

1. If that was a comment about my eyebrows I have heard it before and it wasn't funny then either.

2. Where did this come from and how do I get rid of it forever?

[tagartist]

it wasn't, but i'm glad to know at least someone has made fun of you for this before. let me show you your namesake, he has The Void where his eyes should be

[ ATTACHED IMAGE: mako_shark.jpg ]

more importantly: you're stuck with it
thing can't be deleted even by the best hacker i know
it's deerington's gift to you to get you back on the dating horse or something

[helpdesk_hero]

ProdigalGenius sent you a flirt!

username sent you a message!

Surely it can’t be that complicated? Not that complicated is always bad. Sometimes it’s perfect for people good with their hands.

[arclightning]

[ Oh spirits.

It takes a while for Mako to respond.

First of all he has to press on the username to find out who this actually is, and then when he finds out he has to stare at it for a second with his face slowly going red.

Then he has to try and hide his Fluid from Korra, who is looking at it and snickering and telling him to flirt back, which isn't helpful at all, because Mako is currently very something. Just. Feeling a lot of things, about this message. David keeps doing this to him. ]

Trust me, it's exactly as complicated as this ridiculous thing made it sound. Even if I am good with my hands.

[helpdesk_hero]

I’m really sorry it is. I’m just lucky mine hasn’t chosen to take this particular route of ‘annoying and far too accurate’. I tried to hack mine a few times and failed.

[bend_it_like]

bigdeal sent you a message!

gruff exterior??? who wrote this! you're like a squishy little jellyeel

[arclightning]

For the record I didn't write this. Chloe told me that Deerington wrote it. And that it's permanent. Which is great.

I am nothing like a jellyeel.

[bend_it_like]

you're exactly like a jellyeel

i dunno, aside from the gruff thing it's pretty accurate

[royalfling]

kingish sent you a flirt!

1 / 2

[arclightning]

[ Oh shit Mako absolutely forgot about this thing in the chaos. Of course Wu finds it. Why wouldn't Wu find it. ]

2 / 3

[arclightning]

[ No it's fine, just because he read the stupid blurb doesn't mean he's going to say anything about it. Mako can play this off. It's fine. ]

we're done here folks

[arclightning]

Wu, I'm downstairs. If you needed something you could just yell.

Also how did you find this?

1/2

[royalfling]

I'm bored! I don't know how I never found this before. These are some good pictures.

[royalfling]

You never wink at me like that.

[righthemisphere]

Raleigh sent you a flirt!

1 / 2

[arclightning]

[ ... ]

2 / ? idek actually

[arclightning]

[ Maybe Raleigh accidentally hit the wrong button? ]

3 / ?

[arclightning]

[ How did Raleigh even find this? This feels a lot like Wu's doing. It's probably Wu's doing. Why is his life like this? ]

4 / 5

[arclightning]

[ Okay so he found it through Wu and then either hit the wrong button or is messing with Mako or is actually flirting with him...? ]

5 / 5

[arclightning]

[ This app is the worst. ]

Rejected

[righthemisphere]

Awfully cold for a Firebug

[suicidemission]

chuck sent you a flirt!

[arclightning]

Why are you both like this?

[suicidemission]

i dont know what you're talking about