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[arclightning]

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deerlyBeloved: firebug
Mako / 22 / male / It's always complicated

Are you looking to be somebody's It's Complicated? With this fiery hearthrob, everything's complicated! But it's worth it: underneath that gruff exterior and painful awkwardness, he's a sweet guy with some killer thighs. Give him a chance to sweep you off your feet. Every other person in his friend group has! Third time's the charm, right?

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[tagartist]

top price sent you a message!

wow i can't believe they didn't make a single shark pun??? deerington really needs to pay me to write these for them if they're gonna slack like this

[arclightning]

[ It takes Mako a solid half an hour to answer this, not because he was out scavenging or doing anything useful but because he was locating the manual and then furiously trying to delete first this nonsense and then the app itself.

He's never heard of mako sharks but he HAS been called shark-brows by multiple people. ]

Okay, two things:

1. If that was a comment about my eyebrows I have heard it before and it wasn't funny then either.

2. Where did this come from and how do I get rid of it forever?

[tagartist]

it wasn't, but i'm glad to know at least someone has made fun of you for this before. let me show you your namesake, he has The Void where his eyes should be

[ ATTACHED IMAGE: mako_shark.jpg ]

more importantly: you're stuck with it
thing can't be deleted even by the best hacker i know
it's deerington's gift to you to get you back on the dating horse or something

[arclightning]

Trust Deerington to give shitty gifts. What if I don't want to be on the dating horse? Now is not the time for me to be on any kind of dating horse. The dating horse is a bad horse.

And that thing is exactly why I don't trust the ocean.

I'm really stuck with it, huh.

[tagartist]

awwww really?? and here i thought this place was like romance central. ik getting attacked by monsters on a regular basis is totally what oils my engine

DUDE RIGHT? FUCK THE SEA that shit is more terrifying than anything this place has come up with

welcome to the club ig

[arclightning]

Yeah, shockingly, near-constant death doesn't do anything for me. Maybe I'm the weird one.

Also just for the record horses aren't an animal where I'm from. We have ostrich-horses and that's it. Horses aren't real.

Maybe it's some kind of sick joke from the town. Can towns make jokes? This isn't a good joke.

[tagartist]

totally the odd one out, maybe you should get help for that

ooooh yeah korra mentioned that. they're def for real here. we've got like 6 of them at my place if you wanna see one. mine's named tater tot and she's the best tbh

in this place? yes. sodder is the town and the town is sodder and her sense of humor is GARBAGE

[arclightning]

You know I actually think I'm going to keep this oddity going. Fine with being weird.

I'm actually going to take you up on that because I used this thing to find a picture of a horse and it's kind of hard to believe just looking at it. So, yeah, I want to meet Tater Tot.

Does that name have some kind of meaning? Tater Tot?

1/2

[tagartist]

[tagartist]

wait hold the fuck up; you've never had tater tots?????

[arclightning]

A tater tot is a thing you can have? It's a ridiculous phrase. You know that, right?

[tagartist]

omfg
i'm making a batch and bringing them to your house













where do you live

[arclightning]

2010 Howard Hill. Tater tots are a food? Be careful outside. It's... a lot. If you haven't noticed. They had better be worth you going through that.

[tagartist]

yeah, yeah
creepy monsters, blood, lots of ~spooky fog~
if anything out there killed me before shit even starts to get hella bad, i'd be fucking embarrassed

[arclightning]

What, this is the light version of this month? Definitely bring them over, then. Before it gets worse.

[tagartist]

we'll know the real deal by mid month, sodder has like super bad PMS or something with how on schedule this shit is

i'll prob be there in like an hour

[arclightning]

I don't know what that means but I'll take your word for it. See you soon.